the only time i lower the bar is for limbo

jamesmcablog:

if you bite your string cheese instead of peeling it your life has been a mistake

ostracizedpoodle:

“the world’s not ready for that joke” i say as i delete a post with zero notes 

timmizzle:

he died so we could have it our way

timmizzle:

he died so we could have it our way

grief-trapeze:

why must we play god

grief-trapeze:

why must we play god

unclefather:

mom said we’re getting pizza for dinner

unclefather:

mom said we’re getting pizza for dinner

nuclear-candy:

hes made his choice

nuclear-candy:

hes made his choice

heyblaine:

stayflyyyg:

They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.

the partner trap

and the winner of my new year, new url contest is….

obviously, thedarkbreadrises!

thank you everyone for your input and i hope i didn’t alienate half of you with posting the constant asks and/or not choosing the url you prefered

i hope people get the joke or else this whole thing was a waste of time oops

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